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Freaks and Geeks
01:38
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Okay man, Tophers right up in this bitch
Pass the mic and flip the switch
Got the itch for great success
Don't need no pills to be limitless
Your girlfriend came to see my show
and afterwards she came some more
I took her fine ass to my place
I swear I made her fucking say
Oh My God, you got you me shaking like an earthquake
Damn right girl, and believe me when i say that I
Intended to deploy on your tits or in your mouth
But my dick was like Excalibur I couldn't pull it out!
Enough is enough, man don't call me on my bluff
I was with your girl again, I couldnt make this shit up
She likes it rough, who'da thunk? Man I Beat that pussy up
Then she told just to put it in her butt (Fuckin slut)
Man I guess im an asshole, what the fuck did you expect
Because I'm 22 years old, my only thoughts are booze and sex
And I only take a rest when I need a paycheque
But rap for me comes naturally, it'll only take a second
Drop a beat, pick up a rhyme, Tear it up, shut it down
Then its back to the club, buy all the fucking rounds
Cuz when Toph's in the building its gon' be a great night
All my critics up and left, I must've put it down right, Ha!
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Forever
01:51
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I lived a hard-knock life, all the pain without the gain
Any other motherfucker would quit the game
I just do what I'm feelin', say what im thinking
I could walk into Mordor without even blinking
Confidence in my greatness
Say I can't have it? I'll just take it
Oh God, MAn I drank too much and don;t give two fucks, just
Woke Up, and I swear that I'm still at least half drunk
Met a bitch in the club had her home in an hour flat
Up and down on my dick so good, she's an acrobat
Fucked so long and hard I nearly gave the bitch a heart attack
Now she says she wants some love but I don't want no part of that
If patience is a virtue, man, then I'm a virtuoso
Waited so long, I thought success was a no-show
I used to be unknown but now I'm sitting on my throne
And i didn't have to play no games, boy it's King Topha.
Man I got so much class I'm giving lectures to professors
And I must be a diamond cuz I'm shining under pressure
It's Topher J-J-J-Jones
Gettin' ass and makin' tracks
I could do this shit forever
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I Used to Know
02:27
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Okay im over you now, but there was a time
When everything you said and did was always on my mind
All that time we spent together was the reason I'd wake up
But the only thing im good at is not being good enough
Because despite what i believed, i never had a chance
WHile I was slowly making moves, you were making other plans
BUt you had me feeling like a dog, chasing on my tail
And when I finally fucking caught it, it just wasnt worth a damn
Cuz the real you is nothing but a liar and a lush...What?
Oh, whats that? Didn't think I'd call you out?
You're a pretty shitty friend, and unreliable at best
Make a promise every minute and then break it in the next
And now im well aware that its a pretty fine line
between a night well spent and a fucking waste of time
So girl, if you find that I should enter in your mind
Shut the door, kick me out again, bitch I'm doing fine
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Mother Up
01:48
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Alright I'm awfully arrogant but I'm terribly talented
N-n-nothing compares to me nothing about me is average
I'm a wild child party on like it's my day job
Leave the competition bloody like a fucking used tampon
Oh god, did he just rap about a period?
Like a heart attack boy I'm so fuckin serious
BItches be delirious Think they got a chance with me
I'm so downtown motherfuckers let me park for free
Yes sir, man I am on the guest list
Skip the fuckin line, bottles flowing like a slit wrist
Screamin on the beat, throw a fuckin topher tantrum
My abilities are ample, and this is just a sample
I'm an animal (rawwr) a fuckin beast without a leash
Talking shit on a beat I guess i found my fuckin niche
All I need is good music and couple fuckin sluts
Find a beat, Bust a nut and then (Light this motherfucker up)
Jeez man, Topher man, what the fuck you thinkin'?
Boy, you're talking so much trash you got this whole room stinkin'
I'm about to back it up , put a fuckin beeper on it
Man, I'll Tear your shit apart, I'm goin beast mode on it
Ok I'm pretty particular about the bitches I stick it in
If you're talking but you're not hot I'm probably not listening
Fuckin' Miss Michigan, she says wants the dick again
I had the bitch wetter than her motherfucking Christening
My abilities are ample, and this is just a sample
My success is not random, and this is just a sample
Flow hotter than a candle, and this is just a sample
Dick harder than an anvil, and this is just a sample
My abilities are ample, and this is just a sample
My success is not random, and this is just a sample
Flow hotter than a candle, and this is just a sample
Paychecks over paycuts.
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Runaway
02:35
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Lately I've been feeling like
I sold myself out, like I'm a stranger in the mirror
Feels like I'm faking it way more than I'm sincere
But to what end? Who the fuck do I have to impress?
I just gotta do it for myself, take this weight off of my chest
I was walking down the path that was laid out right before me
Fuck my dreams, I was just doing what they told me
That was the old me, I'm fuckin over that shit
Now I got my eyes on the prize, and I'll just fuckin take it
Yeah, You hate it , disrespect it, even think its kinda funny
Well, we'll see who's laughin when I'm the one with money
For just doing what I love, and living in the moment
Cuz if dreams can give you wings then I'm a motherfuckin' Boeing!
Im a simple white boy coming up in a small town
Mama kept me humble said keep your feet on the ground
But its hard to obey her when I open up the paper
And I read the headlines calling me the record breaker
Cuz when my disc hit the stands all the shit hit the fans
And all my haters soon realized that this white boy can
Oh, damn, and back in high school noone knew me
Pretty girls just walked right through me now they say they used to do me
This space is reserved for the people that I care about
For all the folks who helped to pick me up when i was down and out
You didn't make the list, bitch, so fuck right off and blow me
And now you want an apology? I guess you don't know me
Runaway from the past, that's what I did
I'm the best that ever did it, and I'm about to fucking get it
See the awe on their faces, but they claim they never heard ya
Dont wanna fuck with Topher, cuz I'll verse ya then I'll hearse ya
If you see me at the club, don't come and act like we were bros
Cuz we weren't... and you're a faker fuck than a dildo
No you were not there when I was trying to make it happen
And I sure as fuck dont want you around now I have it
Runaway bitch, Im so fucking sick of it
Tell the haters jog on while im sprinting past the finish
You used to be so cool, picking on me in the halls
BUt now I see you pickin up the trash at the mall
That's the type of shit that picks me up when im down
yeah to see the roles reversed, give the common man the crown
Feet firm on the ground, head high up in the clouds
No there's nothing in the world that could ever stop me now
So runaway.
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Topher Sarnia, Ontario
Just a middle class white boy rapping for the hell of it...
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