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#JustASample

by Topher

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1.
Okay man, Tophers right up in this bitch Pass the mic and flip the switch Got the itch for great success Don't need no pills to be limitless Your girlfriend came to see my show and afterwards she came some more I took her fine ass to my place I swear I made her fucking say Oh My God, you got you me shaking like an earthquake Damn right girl, and believe me when i say that I Intended to deploy on your tits or in your mouth But my dick was like Excalibur I couldn't pull it out! Enough is enough, man don't call me on my bluff I was with your girl again, I couldnt make this shit up She likes it rough, who'da thunk? Man I Beat that pussy up Then she told just to put it in her butt (Fuckin slut) Man I guess im an asshole, what the fuck did you expect Because I'm 22 years old, my only thoughts are booze and sex And I only take a rest when I need a paycheque But rap for me comes naturally, it'll only take a second Drop a beat, pick up a rhyme, Tear it up, shut it down Then its back to the club, buy all the fucking rounds Cuz when Toph's in the building its gon' be a great night All my critics up and left, I must've put it down right, Ha!
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Forever 01:51
I lived a hard-knock life, all the pain without the gain Any other motherfucker would quit the game I just do what I'm feelin', say what im thinking I could walk into Mordor without even blinking Confidence in my greatness Say I can't have it? I'll just take it Oh God, MAn I drank too much and don;t give two fucks, just Woke Up, and I swear that I'm still at least half drunk Met a bitch in the club had her home in an hour flat Up and down on my dick so good, she's an acrobat Fucked so long and hard I nearly gave the bitch a heart attack Now she says she wants some love but I don't want no part of that If patience is a virtue, man, then I'm a virtuoso Waited so long, I thought success was a no-show I used to be unknown but now I'm sitting on my throne And i didn't have to play no games, boy it's King Topha. Man I got so much class I'm giving lectures to professors And I must be a diamond cuz I'm shining under pressure It's Topher J-J-J-Jones Gettin' ass and makin' tracks I could do this shit forever
3.
Okay im over you now, but there was a time When everything you said and did was always on my mind All that time we spent together was the reason I'd wake up But the only thing im good at is not being good enough Because despite what i believed, i never had a chance WHile I was slowly making moves, you were making other plans BUt you had me feeling like a dog, chasing on my tail And when I finally fucking caught it, it just wasnt worth a damn Cuz the real you is nothing but a liar and a lush...What? Oh, whats that? Didn't think I'd call you out? You're a pretty shitty friend, and unreliable at best Make a promise every minute and then break it in the next And now im well aware that its a pretty fine line between a night well spent and a fucking waste of time So girl, if you find that I should enter in your mind Shut the door, kick me out again, bitch I'm doing fine
4.
Mother Up 01:48
Alright I'm awfully arrogant but I'm terribly talented N-n-nothing compares to me nothing about me is average I'm a wild child party on like it's my day job Leave the competition bloody like a fucking used tampon Oh god, did he just rap about a period? Like a heart attack boy I'm so fuckin serious BItches be delirious Think they got a chance with me I'm so downtown motherfuckers let me park for free Yes sir, man I am on the guest list Skip the fuckin line, bottles flowing like a slit wrist Screamin on the beat, throw a fuckin topher tantrum My abilities are ample, and this is just a sample I'm an animal (rawwr) a fuckin beast without a leash Talking shit on a beat I guess i found my fuckin niche All I need is good music and couple fuckin sluts Find a beat, Bust a nut and then (Light this motherfucker up) Jeez man, Topher man, what the fuck you thinkin'? Boy, you're talking so much trash you got this whole room stinkin' I'm about to back it up , put a fuckin beeper on it Man, I'll Tear your shit apart, I'm goin beast mode on it Ok I'm pretty particular about the bitches I stick it in If you're talking but you're not hot I'm probably not listening Fuckin' Miss Michigan, she says wants the dick again I had the bitch wetter than her motherfucking Christening My abilities are ample, and this is just a sample My success is not random, and this is just a sample Flow hotter than a candle, and this is just a sample Dick harder than an anvil, and this is just a sample My abilities are ample, and this is just a sample My success is not random, and this is just a sample Flow hotter than a candle, and this is just a sample Paychecks over paycuts.
5.
Runaway 02:35
Lately I've been feeling like I sold myself out, like I'm a stranger in the mirror Feels like I'm faking it way more than I'm sincere But to what end? Who the fuck do I have to impress? I just gotta do it for myself, take this weight off of my chest I was walking down the path that was laid out right before me Fuck my dreams, I was just doing what they told me That was the old me, I'm fuckin over that shit Now I got my eyes on the prize, and I'll just fuckin take it Yeah, You hate it , disrespect it, even think its kinda funny Well, we'll see who's laughin when I'm the one with money For just doing what I love, and living in the moment Cuz if dreams can give you wings then I'm a motherfuckin' Boeing! Im a simple white boy coming up in a small town Mama kept me humble said keep your feet on the ground But its hard to obey her when I open up the paper And I read the headlines calling me the record breaker Cuz when my disc hit the stands all the shit hit the fans And all my haters soon realized that this white boy can Oh, damn, and back in high school noone knew me Pretty girls just walked right through me now they say they used to do me This space is reserved for the people that I care about For all the folks who helped to pick me up when i was down and out You didn't make the list, bitch, so fuck right off and blow me And now you want an apology? I guess you don't know me Runaway from the past, that's what I did I'm the best that ever did it, and I'm about to fucking get it See the awe on their faces, but they claim they never heard ya Dont wanna fuck with Topher, cuz I'll verse ya then I'll hearse ya If you see me at the club, don't come and act like we were bros Cuz we weren't... and you're a faker fuck than a dildo No you were not there when I was trying to make it happen And I sure as fuck dont want you around now I have it Runaway bitch, Im so fucking sick of it Tell the haters jog on while im sprinting past the finish You used to be so cool, picking on me in the halls BUt now I see you pickin up the trash at the mall That's the type of shit that picks me up when im down yeah to see the roles reversed, give the common man the crown Feet firm on the ground, head high up in the clouds No there's nothing in the world that could ever stop me now So runaway.

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released May 24, 2013

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Just a middle class white boy rapping for the hell of it...

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